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  1. Lemme try too!!!
    So Smithy, here i am, What are your other two wishes?
    No? That not doing it for you? ummm

    *ruffling through my cheat sheet*

    Man! for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat a lot… SHIT! wrong one!

    *ruffling some more*

    Yeah… Come sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!

    Hey, that last one got me the closest contact I’ve had with a woman in years… and I have the scars to prove it!

  2. Anon: I am having you arrested for stealing my lines!

    Smithy: F*** me if I am wrong… but have we met before?


  3. Would leaving a comment in your blog count as a ‘Good start of something’, I’m sorry I dont have any pick-up lines handy!