BAA : Today I had my first crush
Us: Your first ever?
BAA (who has a new car): Yeah…I’ve been careful with the car all month
Us: Oh..crash, not crush
BAA: Yes, this guy came by and I sort of swung out. It wasn’t really his fault. *Pout pout*
BAA: And dad screamed at me
Us: But you didn’t scream at the guy?
BAA: No, it wasn’t his fault
Us: Since when were road accidents anyone’s fault?
BAA: You know we can claim the driver’s salary…?
SNC: Under conveyance allowance?
BAA: So I thought NB could sign for my receipts and I could sign his!
SNC: Great, so this is the new corporate saying, “You drive mine, I drive yours?”
SFOS: Can I claim a driver’s salary for my bike?