Mother yells at me in an accurate depiction of the long-suffering matrons on prime time Sun TV soap operas.
The boy grins at me sheepishly when I gape at Homer Simpson’s lines, remembering suddenly where I’ve heard them before.
Everyone who’s anyone on my Facebook feed is talking about the latest ‘it’ show that I haven’t managed to catch since I don’t buy that channel/ cablewalla hasn’t heard of it/ I’m not cool enough for it.
My life is run by television script-writers. *SIGH*