Who’s The Loser?

The state of being a loser is in question. The nosy neighbor is back.

He tiptoes up to me from the back to see what’s on my screen.
I whirl around yelling “YEEAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH”
He goes “YEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWW” as the wheels on my chair run over his toes.

Me: Serves you right for snooping. Never heard of privacy?
He: I’m not snooping. I’m just supervising your work.
Me: Yeah right. Do you think I’ll be checking my blog anytime you’re in the vicinity?
He: *swiping my lunch* Chomp chomp.

I check my email.

He: What kind of a loser still uses Yahoomail?
Me: A loser like me…
He: Haven’t you heard of Gmail?
Me: A loser who moderates a few Yahoogroups. A loser who takes photographs and shares them with friends. A loser who uses Messenger to chat. A loser like me who does all that.

SNC: I think someone asked for it.
SFOS: Who asked for what?

Can’t even check my mail in peace
*Siggggghhhhhhh*