The Bad Girlfriend
I never learnt how to be a girlfriend. I don’t like being a girlfriend.
I never learnt how to be a girlfriend. I don’t like being a girlfriend.
He held the door open for me and stood aside.
“Hmm, chivalry, huh?”
I smiled.
He said,
“I thought you said that chivalry died with the 60s?”
“No”
I said,
“Chivalry dies with sex.”
Rude, rude, so very rude of me. But I felt I had to be flippant to cover up my embarrassment at not knowing how to behave in an archaic social ritual like that.
A story about a crush in 55 words.
Tips from a seasoned love player.
You know you really need to get out and find some sex. Are you offering? Shoot the idiot who thought that men and women could be friends. Can anyone tell me why the above conversation annoyed me? I know why….I’m mad at myself for imagining that I could have a…
She said she was going out to dinner. Not family. Not an old friend. Not a classmate or a colleague. Not a ‘marriage prospect’. Something quite like..a date!
And I’ve created my first comic! Thanks to Sensorcaine for giving me the lead (do see her collection too!)
Based on my extensive experiences with the male of the species, here’s a snapshot of men by cities of origin. Presenting the first edition of my Manguide!
Men like teaching me stuff,
Educating me on how it all is
Sometimes things I already know
Occasionally better than them.
This is what the stars have to say for me today: The analytical side of your brain is about to do battle with the emotional side of your brain. Which side do you think will win? This prizefight won’t be bloody, but it will have a conclusive winner. The losing…