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Because I’m Not That Scary (Those Aren’t Horns!)

Some pictures of shy, demure, wallflower moi surfaced online. Nope, not paparazzi style ones, just a couple of shots from a tweet-party I went to recently. Result: I got called ‘cute’ by a Twerson (khee khee, tell me I’m funny!). Nobody calls me cute. I’m stopped in my tracks (briefly) and…

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Why Men Don’t Get Tattooed

Message from Friend-Man, I got a tattoo! I call back and yelp, Tattoo!! Seriously? After much detailed description (and a few conversational blind alleys regarding location and image and colour), he admits that it’s a temporary one, ending with, I’d never get a permanant tattoo! To which I retort, Yeah….