Snippets from a conversation around the conference table. Oops…did I say conversation? What I meant, of course, was “meaningless dittherings of overworked minds and several cold germs floating around in the rain-drenched, overflowing drain-scented office”.
Scene: Working on the fifty-ninth version of ‘Final presentation to client’…
Me: O god!
God (aka da BOSS): Yes my child?
Me: Please stop this rain
God (aka da BOSS): Inacceptable request. Wish rejected
Me: Resend wish
God (aka da BOSS): Reject wish and resend rejection to source human
Me: Resend 20,000 times
God (aka da BOSS): Activate spam guard
Me: Resend with virus and worm
God (aka da BOSS): Virus protection filter active. Attach massive downpour and hailstorms with rejection note.
Me: Send evil ecard and online voodoo curse
God (aka da BOSS): Auto reply “Not at office”.