Balanced Diet
I’m bored with men and their silly games. I’m tired of women and their wicked wiles.
Someone invent a new sex. I’m fed up with this staple diet.
Maybe I could try romancing women and confiding in men instead. That would be like eating a bowlful of tiramisu for dinner and finishing off with a mini-burger for dessert. Then again, with a woman, one would be quite enough to occupy the time, energy and effort that is otherwise used to juggle several men. And one man would in no manner satisfy the friendship needs of a few women. So back we go to the old equations of a few women and many men.
Haw…did a search for a suitable illustration to accompany this post and ended up on a site about FOOD POISONING.
@ byker7: Such are the trials of one who wishes to go down in the annals of history!
the sacrifices i make, in the name of human progress. sigh.
@ Rambler: A post on that perhaps..the best kind of girl friend, that is.
@ Dreamcatcher: 😀
@ byker7: LOL…that’s friggin’ hilarious!
to enlighten you, the third sex has existed for quite some time now. members are generally grouped collectively, under the noun ‘married’.
currently conducting feasibility study on making sucessful transition to this option, from archaic ‘male’ status.
determined duration of study: min. 5 years.
elapsed time: 3 and a half years.
results (to date): inconclusive
next steps: will report back upon expiration of deadline, or being thrown out by wife, whichever comes first.
OMG love this post 😀
I did mean funny in a good way.. please dont consider that one seriously.
hmm best kind of a guy friend.. well may be they exist, not sure..
made me think on the lines of best kind of a girl friend.. 🙂
ok the first one about shoulder to cry on, hmm I know its true, but find it really hard and sad to believe, so do you think all men will be like those 4?
@ Rambler: Laugh all you want…it was meant to be funny. And also do see the following posts for explanation:
http://xxfactor.wordpress.com/2006/10/05/shoulder-to-cry-on-men-keep-out/
http://xxfactor.wordpress.com/2006/09/07/the-best-kind-of-guy-friend/
ha ha hilarious one :)..sorry didn’t mean to make fun of this but then could not control myself.
“and one man would in no manner satisfy the friendship needs of a few women”
oh really?, more explanation please, does it mean you have tried to do this before and found men wanting?, or is it just a well supported assumption??
I guess you bring out a nice point, sexes have had well defined roles for a long time, I guess time to try the reverse, may be you would have some really awesome tales to tell later..