Office Capers: Haute Couture Boots
Men have no appreciation for haute couture!!!!!!!! At least the two jokers I sit next do, don’t!
SNC: So why are you in casuals on a work-day?
Me: I’m not in casuals!
SFOS: So what are these then?
Me: I’m not wearing jeans!
SNC: So jeans are the only thing that’s casual?
Me: In this office, yes…
SFOS: But why are you dressed like this?
Me: I wanted to wear my new boots
SNC: Gumboots….
Me: Not gumboots, you dolt! These are ultra-chic leather boots
SNC: They look like gumboots to me!
Me: You’re crazy. Gumboots don’t have zippers or heels, gumboots don’t have zips.
SFOS: Mine did.
Me: You’re both nuts. These are considered formal in western wear.
SNC: Where? Some part of interior South Africa?
Me: Idiot! Incidentally, do you also know that the traditional business skirt is supposed to be really short, micro-mini length almost?
SFOS: How do they do business then?
