SNC ‘accidently’ drops a photograph. We all coo over the chubby, grinning baby in the pic and then I look up and say “It doesn’t look like you at all!” Then we get into a discussion of how we looked as babies.
NB: When I was a kid, I had straight hair.
Me: When I was a kid, I had curly hair.
SFOS: When I was a kid, I had hair.
….which puts an end to the conversation.