Strangelove

#Ideastory is a tag that I use to post 140 character story bits onto Twitter. My mood was Strangelove today and here are the tales I told:

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I’m tired of romance, she says, it’s what men use to bribe me into bed.
Fine, he says, wanna fuck then eat the dinner I’ve made?

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I hate conversations, he says, women talk so much.
Yes, she says, and I could spend the rest of my life not talking to you.

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They’re players – She’s Candy Crush, he’s GTA.
His night dancing pays their bills.
She’s out thru the day pimping him like crazy.