Will you be the Leonard to my Penny?
I’ll keep you well up on such important things like how grown-up people behave. I’ll remind you of what manners are and why they’re important. I’ll laugh at your jokes but never at your strong beliefs (in XBox, Batman and Star Wars). Of course it goes without saying, I’ll enhance your appearance (as an advisor and an accessory). I’ll bear with your ego and your need to believe that you’re smarter.
I’ll even put up with your (not so) cute little friends.
You gotta admit, Cooper’s got a point (even if it is for the wrong reasons). Well, he’s a man after all.