V-day at office

SIT sauntered in after lunch, staggering under the weight of an enormous bouquet. He also sent around a mail recently asking us to vote for him at a dating site. Yes, yes we all did and guess what…he got called to attend a special ‘invitees only’ speed-dating session. That was a week back. So hows this for quick turnaround time?

...continue reading

Who’s the loser?

The nosy neighbor is back. He tiptoes upto me from the back to see what’s on my screen. I whirl around yelling “YEEAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH” He goes “YEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWW” as the wheels on my chair run over his toes. Me: Serves you right for snooping. Never heard of privacy? He: I’m not snooping. I’m just supervising your work. Me: Yeah right. Do you

...continue reading

Going downhill is fun

I wrote about my colleague’s overwhelming curiosity over my blog. The story continues… Life is very difficult for a techno-greek….ah, now I’ve learnt to delete cookies and temp files but I’m still paranoid that someone will be able to figure out the sites I access. So I decided….the next best thing to having a security box (or the net equivalent

...continue reading

Guess who?

One of my colleagues is a blogger and he mentioned the fact proudly at our introductory session. Since I was the first in the group to check out his blog, he figured (quite accurately) that I must be a blogger too. And ever since then, he’s been hounding me for my URL. Somehow I don’t think I should let him

...continue reading

Glossary of terms

SNC: Someone from the next cubicle SFOS: Someone from the other side AKB: Allah ki bandi a.k.a boss ki chamchi God a.k.a da BOSS VOAE: Voice at other end of phone CTC: Crank turns cool HRP: Human Resources Professional CC: Close confidante Emp: Some employee of the organisation NB: Naya bachcha SIT: Smarts in an ivory tower CuCo: Culture cocktail

...continue reading