Heard this week…
Out to lunch
AKB: I’m having pav-bhaji
SNC: Mereko bhi
SFOS: Abbe chup…kitne overs baki?
CTC (Crank turns cool): Ae bhai, yeh masala-pav soo chey?
Me: Badoo spicy chey
CTC: Terese poocha kya…tu waiter kya? Hot is the way I like it, baby!
AKB: Me stuffed..not another bite
CTC: *Sniff* Majha pott par aag lagli
AKB: Kameene…mere matr-bhasha ki to kadar kar!
Me: Yeh to kabr khodne mein lage hue hai
CTC: Nalayakon mujhe paani do…
Me: Is that the way you like it…baby?
CTC: Bhai…tereko chahiye kya yeh?
SNC: Bill tu bhar raha hai kya?
Me: Khane ka ya hospital ka?
SFOS: Shut up you jokers, India has won!
Back at work
AKB: Kameene…mere comp ko kya kar diya? Tum…..
SNC: “Tum bade woh ho”?
AKB: *Smoke pouring out of ears*Jaa be….kambaqt..
SNC: Kambaqt ishq hai jo..
SFOS: Yeh Joe kaun hai? Tereko maine bola tha na no flirting!
AKB: Ekdum chakram insaan hai. I hereby pronounce you king of idioticity~
SFOS: Yeh kya hai?
AKB: *Holding a crown made of the foil her lunch came in* Yeh aap ki chakri, Raja Chakramaditya!
AKB: He was this king…
Me: Vikram vikram vikram…betal betal betal…vikram aur betal…remember that?
AKB: What rubbish! He was fictitious
Me: No he wasn’t. He was mythological
SFOS: What’s a chakri?
Me: Chakri is small chakra like kurti is small kurta