Are sealions good to eat? How about sadboi trolls? Incel brodudes? Interrupting shitposters?I thought about my claim that my feminism eats these guys on toast then realised it was time…

I haven’t written about SEXONOMICS all these months, have I? If you follow me on Twitter or Instagram or Youtube, you may have spotted a mention or two. Back in…

Here’s something that came to me in the middle of a shower, turning up almost fully formed and demanding to be set free from my brain. I spilt the words…

Aries: MARD TEREKO DIKHATI HOON DARD KUTTE KAMINE Taurus: No, that’s not nice of you. Behave now. Let’s eat, smile and sleep. Discrimination? KILL! zzzzzz Gemini: Internalised misogyny is problematic but…

The Crush has given me a book. The question is to read or not to read? What if it turns out to be like ‘Tuesdays with Morrie’? What if it’s…

How do you go from being a girl that boys like to being one of the boys?

1.I don’t know how to say cheesy lines so I’ll just say hello. Means: I’m lazy AF and I think I’m so awesome that even my saying the world’s most…

Man getting ready for night out: Run across shower. Spray deodorant. Howl at underarm chill. Repeat on other side. Howl again. Yell “Aren’t you ready yet??”

1. He sends her a carefully worded to sound casual-but-smart message. 2. She replies with the digital equivalent of a laugh. 3. Encouraged, he does some more of that. 4. She chuckles (digitally,…